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Boom Boom Cha

Posted on May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

When I connect to the public WiFi, I find two missed calls from Larry. I’m distracted by a baby girl who’s running towards me. She’s about two years old. Her long flowing hair the color of clay is tied into a knot with a ribbon. “Alena, Alena,” her brother calls out. He’s running after her….

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Day #17: Best Advice (so far)

Posted on April 15, 2020April 15, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

I’m rumbling on and on about how unsure I am of the things I’m doing. I tell him I’m afraid. “I’m scared,” I say. Things don’t seem to be going my way. The waitress places a cappuccino on my side of the table and for him, an espresso. That’s how he likes his coffee. Bold…

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Kämpfen

Posted on February 26, 2020February 25, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

Here’s the thing. I’ve been a lazy bum the last two weeks. I haven’t written a thing on this blog. I’ve been sleeping a lot, throwing the duvet over my body at the end of the day and closing my eyes. It has been warm under those sheets. I have had days of self-reflection. There…

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Oh, This App

Posted on January 29, 2020January 29, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

There are people you’ll meet and have no conversation with. You’ll be strangers. No words will be exchanged between yourselves. Silence will slice through the air. You might want to say something, but you’ll second guess everything. You’ll not be sure whether they’ll want to hear anything from you anyway. So you’ll stay quiet and…

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Note to Self

Posted on January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

I have been attacked by a bug I’ve been running away from. It has come at me with the force of a tornado ready to strike me off the surface of the ground. It wants to swirl me into a world of physical insecurity. It’s a bug I didn’t want to come close to. I…

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A Final One for 2019

Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 by Ernest Tuape

Guilty as charged. I’m waving a white flag as I raise my hands in surrender. I’m on my knees. Please don’t pull the trigger. Don’t unload that flurry of lead bullets on me. It’s true. I’ve broken hearts before. I’ve dropped the bomb and walked away leaving behind an impenetrable cloud of smoke like a…

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Bro

Posted on December 4, 2019December 4, 2019 by Ernest Tuape

There are two places a man will let his guard down at. Both places start with the first letter of the name of a female dog. B. B in Luganda is a smelly word, one that follows a fart. It smells of sewage, a natural atomic bomb from the ileum. Stinky! It scatters elements in…

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Thirty

Posted on November 20, 2019November 20, 2019 by Ernest Tuape

You’ll wake up on your 30th birthday in a hotel room. It’s a Bed and Breakfast lodging close to the Central Station. You’ll reach for the switch and turn on your bedside lamp. Your white sheets and duvet will bounce the light around the room. You’ll squint, stretch your arms and let out a morning…

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Towards 30: Dreams Unquenched

Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by Ernest Tuape

I had a hitch. Call it a technical problem or any fancy word people use when things are not working. The keyboard of the laptop I’ve been using to type my posts is kaput. The QWERTY thing decided to show me the middle finger. Then the GHJKL followed. All vowels pissed on me.  Backspace didn’t…

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Towards 30

Posted on October 16, 2019October 15, 2019 by Ernest Tuape

I’m turning 30 next month. The big 3-O is looming. It’s around the turn sitting with its legs crossed, head leaning back against a rocking chair. It’s watching 29 doing the last lap in a 12 month marathon. I can sniff 30. The wind of age is blowing its whiff in my direction. Everything about…

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