When are you coming back home?
I don’t know. With covid_19, let’s take it day by day.
Do you have a white girlfriend?
Does it matter whether I have a white, black, orange or pink girlfriend?
Why are you still single?
All my attempts at previous relationships have not worked out. Do you want to date me? Do you want to be my other half such that I’m double?
When do you plan to get married?
I planned to get married at 28. I’m now 30 and still unmarried.
When do you want to get a child?
When I make one.
Do you plan to live abroad for a long time?
Do you ever get annoyed?
Yes. The last time I was annoyed was in January.
How is your name pronounced?
Tuape. You can say Too Happy or Two Up if you want.
Where do you come from?
Pakwach. West Nile. Uganda.
You don’t sound like someone from Northern Uganda.
Oh really? You come from Uganda? Why don’t you have a Ugandan accent?
How come you don’t have an accent?
What accent should I have? I’ve lived in this country for only eight months. What accent do you expect me to have?
You sound different. How come you have an accent?
Gosh! What accent? Do I sound German now?