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Day #4: Confessions

Posted on April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 by Ernest Tuape

I’m catholic. I (think) I understand what confession means. If you ask me when the last time I confessed was, I’ll say it was a few months ago. I told a girl how I felt about her. She sent my backside to the friendzone.

The last time I knelt and told a priest, “Bless me father for I have sinned” was in April 2017. I poured my heart out to the Lord’s servant. When he said, “Your sins are forgiven,” I felt like a kite, light flying high. Then I became uncatholic-like. At my next visit to the confessional, I’ll have a thick list of my trespasses that the priest might give me a truck load of penance to do. I don’t know if I’m ready. But the Bible says, “Come as you are,” right?

Sometimes I play games with Google Assistant (GA).

“Ok Google, tell me a joke.”

“Here we go,” it’ll say. “What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator? An Investigator.”

I’ll laugh and try something else.

“Ok Google, surprise me with something fun.”

It’ll say, “I’ve got a pickup line for you. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

Yesterday I told GA it was boring. Its response?

“Oh dear, Sorry to hear I’m not floating your boat.”

Am I afraid that my phone is listening to me? Yeah, sometimes I am.

One other thing. I still dip cookies in my tea. I’ve never outgrown it.

This one is just to fill in the space. I used to run a blog called Confessions of a Pakwach Boy. It’s not online anymore. I don’t know where it is.

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  • 8 thoughts on “Day #4: Confessions”

    1. Mercy M says:
      April 2, 2020 at 8:57 pm

      @Tuape I tried it, it told me a joke! And it found it funny.
      Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
      No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

      Reply
      1. Ernest Tuape says:
        April 2, 2020 at 11:49 pm

        😂😂. That is funny.

        Reply
    2. Christian Blog says:
      April 2, 2020 at 11:48 pm

      I am confused but this post was funny in a strange way🤣🤣🤣

      Reply
      1. Ernest Tuape says:
        April 3, 2020 at 10:58 pm

        Glad it brought some laughter to you. 😁

        Reply
    3. Vicky says:
      April 3, 2020 at 10:17 am

      Yessssss to dipping cookies in tea 👊

      Reply
      1. Ernest Tuape says:
        April 3, 2020 at 10:59 pm

        👊🏾

        I’m not alone.

        Reply
    4. ~B says:
      April 3, 2020 at 11:38 am

      laughs and laughs and laughs my phone does not have Google Assitant its not smart enough
      ~B

      Reply
      1. Ernest Tuape says:
        April 3, 2020 at 10:57 pm

        😂😂

        Google Assistant will find you on your computer.

        Reply

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